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Un peu d'humour via GNU/Linux

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Un bonjour avec une ascii image sympa :

echo Bonjour $USER, nous sommes le `date +"%A %e %B %Y"`, et il est : `date +"%H"` h `date +"%M"` | cowsay -f $(/bin/ls /usr/share/cowsay/cows -1 | head -n $(expr $$$(date +%s) % $(ls /usr/share/cowsay/cows | wc -w) + 1) | tail -n 1)

Humour au-delà de GNU/Linux, mais dans le genre...

Taille, app, fichier,... inutiles

@researchfairy Sounds like an evolution of “this PDF attachment could have been plain-text email”. I believe we're moving in the wrong direction.

@researchfairy and of course “this PDF could have been a markdown document”

@researchfairy I did not know there were apps out there that could have been PDFs, and my quality of life has declined with this new information.

@crash I'm thinking of those apps where you use it as admission to some venue and all it does is show a QR code

@researchfairy That … that doesn't even need to be a PDF.

A PDF for a QR code is already unnecessary file bloat.

I hate everything about this.

@schratze The use case I had in mind today was a conference programme, one with maps and tables, and so I wouldn't have complained about it if it had been sent as PDF

But yes, I do much prefer plain-text

@researchfairy seriously though what's with all the google play store / ios app store apps that are just books with ads and why does anyone install them

@hotkey @researchfairy And this YouTube video could have been three paragraphs of text, and would have been more understandable.

@researchfairy
Also part of the miniseries:

This popup shouldn't exist.

Why is this PDF 900 mb?

Deleting files can be permanent.

Everything on your website is not called a “tab.”

Why are you emailing me? Click the “forgot password” link.

Hi Kevin, As I mentioned in my six prior emails….

@researchfairy “This app is only capable of redirecting you to the website”