====== Un peu d'humour via GNU/Linux ======

===== En ligne de commande =====

Un bonjour avec une ascii image sympa : <code>echo Bonjour $USER, nous sommes le `date +"%A %e %B %Y"`, et il est : `date +"%H"` h `date +"%M"` | cowsay -f $(/bin/ls /usr/share/cowsay/cows -1 | head -n $(expr $$$(date +%s) % $(ls /usr/share/cowsay/cows | wc -w) + 1) | tail -n 1)</code>

===== Humour au-delà de GNU/Linux, mais dans le genre... =====

==== Taille, app, fichier,... inutiles ====

  * [[https://scholar.social/@researchfairy/109823964612491234]]

[[https://scholar.social/@researchfairy|@researchfairy]] Sounds like an evolution of "this PDF attachment could have been plain-text email". I believe we're moving in the wrong direction.


[[https://scholar.social/@researchfairy|@researchfairy]] and of course “this PDF could have been a markdown document”


[[https://scholar.social/@researchfairy|@researchfairy]] I did not know there were apps out there that could have been PDFs, and my quality of life has declined with this new information.


[[https://scholar.social/@crash@is.aaronbsmith.com|@crash]] I'm thinking of those apps where you use it as admission to some venue and all it does is show a QR code


[[https://scholar.social/@researchfairy|@researchfairy]] That ... that doesn't even need to be a PDF.

A PDF for a QR code is already unnecessary file bloat.

I hate everything about this.


[[https://scholar.social/@schratze@todon.nl|@schratze]] The use case I had in mind today was a conference programme, one with maps and tables, and so I wouldn't have complained about it if it had been sent as PDF

But yes, I do much prefer plain-text


[[https://scholar.social/@researchfairy|@researchfairy]] seriously though what's with all the google play store / ios app store apps that are just books with ads and why does anyone install them


[[https://scholar.social/@hotkey@mstdn.ca|@hotkey]] [[https://scholar.social/@researchfairy|@researchfairy]] And this YouTube video could have been three paragraphs of text, and would have been more understandable.


[[https://scholar.social/@researchfairy|@researchfairy]]\\
Also part of the miniseries:

This popup shouldn't exist.

Why is this PDF 900 mb?

Deleting files can be permanent.

Everything on your website is not called a "tab."

Why are you emailing me? Click the "forgot password" link.

Hi Kevin, As I mentioned in my six prior emails....


[[https://scholar.social/@researchfairy|@researchfairy]] “This app is only capable of redirecting you to the website”